Keep the stoners in Little Rock, Arkansas in your prayers today, as an 18-wheeler was barreling down Interstate 30 when it ran into a bridge support, spilling hundreds of DiGiorno and Tombstone frozen pizzas on the freeway below.
According to the AP, Arkansas highway officials shut down westbound lanes of a cross-country interstate for four hours so crews could help wrangle the pizza casualties.
Feast your eyes on a sad, sad, sight.
Agency spokesman Danny Straessle said the bridge suffered only cosmetic damage. He says “there were some people shaken up” but that no one was hurt.
Not sure what I’d prefer: an 18-wheeler spill of dodgy cats or a tragedy of delicious frozen pizzas. One just shits in a box and pretends I don’t exist while the other lets me forget my problems after a bong rip. I think I’ve made my decision.
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